G'day! I'm Lucas.

Welcome to my little corner of the information superhighway. By day I'm a massive computer nerd. When the pager goes off, I'm a volunteer firefighter here in New South Wales. I'm also a proud wearer of capri pants, a man who puts avocado on everything, and the single worst Mario Kart player in the Southern Hemisphere.

Have a look around. Double-click nothing, it's a website. Single-click the folders.

My Stuff

Name ▾	Kind	Size	Date Modified
👖 Capri Pants	Lifestyle	¾ of a trouser	Every day, basically
🥑 Avochando	Obsession	47 avocados	Today, 3 times
🏎️ Mario Kart Lab	Research (failing)	12th of 12	Last night, 2:14 AM
🚒 Firefighter	Volunteering (hot)	Very hot	Last callout

About This Lucas

Location: New South Wales, Australia 🇦🇺
Day job: Massive computer nerd 💾
Volunteer gig: Firefighter 🚒
Pants: Capri. Always capri.
Favourite fruit: Avocado (yes, it's a fruit)
Mario Kart rank: Last, with distinction
Computer: Several. Still emotionally attached to Mac OS 9

Guestbook Highlights

“Why are your pants so short” — Dad

“Please stop bringing guacamole to every brigade BBQ” — the whole brigade

“gg ez” — literally everyone I've raced

💡 Tip: This website works just like a Mac from 1999. Drag windows around by their stripy title bars, roll them up with the little box on the right, and try the menus up the top. Do not empty the Trash unless you're ready.

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🚧 This site is under construction (since 1999) 🚧